A glimpse inside

04/11/2008 by April First.

I went to see Bodger.   He had asked for £100,000 for a time refinement unit so that he can allow students and others to travel back and forth in time as a way of raising grades.  I didn’t believe it then, and I don’t now, but since we have broken into the computer system set up by the new management of the school (which of course is nothing other than part of our own defence system)

I told him he could have his money.  He was thrilled, and asked me if I could explain post-modernism to him.   I couldn’t think what he meant, until I remembered that I had told him that was my expertise on the pub quiz teams.  I must try and stop making things up like that.

What with all the activity in the school of late I had forgotten about the contracts we had all re-written.  Janice handed them in to Mr Fixham, the deputy head.  He smiled and said “of course”, and put them in his in-tray.

Janice then returned in quite a state of excitement.   While waiting to go into Mr Fixham’s room (all appointments are now set down to the minute, and doors open automatically for 20 seconds when the appointment time comes around) she saw briefly into the head’s study, and apparently it is absolutely stuffed with pictures of the type that have started to appear all over the school.  

Where, we all wondered, were they coming from.

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