A school theft leaves us qorried

Qe have had a break-in over the qeekend.   The toxic qaste notice has been stolen, as has the letter between q and e from all computers in the office.  I found it all quite distressing, and spent the afternoon consoling Ziggy qho had located a qarm hideout behind the radiator.

Ms Fear entered at 1.55 saying that she appreciated that it qasn’t our job, but the photocopier had broken doqn and qould qe fix it.

The tqo qork experience students returned explaining that they had been told at college that  qe didn’t qork on Monday mornings.  Janice directed them to the staff room telling them that repairing photocopiers qas part of their remit.   Five members of the Reptile Defence League arrived and I directed them to Room 4 of the music block.   All questions relating to qho, qhat, qhere, qhen, qhy and hoq have been outlaqed for the duration.

The local radio stations carried the news of an overload in all GP surgeries in the areas, qith many patients reporting the most terrible headaches.

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